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Zero-G Groove Station T-Shirt By Technium Foundry (Because Space Needed a Better Soundtrack)

Zero-G Groove Station T-Shirt By Technium Foundry (Because Space Needed a Better Soundtrack)

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Ever wondered what happened to all those vinyl records NASA shot into space? Turns out they found their way to the most exclusive club this side of the Milky Way! Our "Zero-G Groove Station" design features the universe's most dedicated DJ, proving that in space, everyone can hear you spin - as long as you're wearing the right pressure suit.

Quick Stats:
Premium cotton (smoother than a nebula's jazz collection)
Durable print (tested in zero-gravity conditions)
Machine washable (cosmic dust comes right out)
Available in sizes S-3XL (space suits sold separately)

Perfect For:
Astronauts tired of the same old satellite beeps
DJs who think Earth's rotation isn't enough spin
Anyone who's ever wondered what BPM means in zero gravity
Your next interplanetary block party
Mission Control's after-hours crew
People who think "space station" needs more "funk station"

Features:
Digitally printed with astronomical precision
Premium ring-spun cotton (emphasize the spin)
Reinforced seams (no atmosphere leaks here)
Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems
Pre-shrunk fabric (unlike the expanding universe)

Note: Warning - May cause spontaneous moonwalking and uncontrollable urges to scratch records in zero gravity. No vinyl was harmed in the making of this shirt, though several black holes have reported unusual rhythm disturbances.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

• Traceability:
- Knitting—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Dyeing—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Honduras, Haiti, El Salvador, or the Dominican Republic
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Technium Foundry LLC and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 2201 Gibson Rd., Jacksonville, FL 32207, USA or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) SLEEVE LENGTH (inches)
S 28 18 15 ⅝
M 29 20 17
L 30 22 18 ½
XL 31 24 20
2XL 32 26 21 ½
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