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Who is technium foundry
About us
THE TECHNIUM FOUNDRY STORY
What
Technium Foundry is on a mission to clothe the curious mind while tickling the funny bone that connects it to the rest of humanity.
We transform the most brain-tingling concepts—from quantum physics to existential philosophy, political firestorms to technological revolutions—into wearable conversation starters that make you look smart even on days when you can't remember where you parked your car.
how
Our t-shirts serve as portable billboards for your intellectual leanings, allowing you to silently announce "I have thoughts about things" without having to actually engage in potentially exhausting human interaction.
We believe fashion shouldn't just be about looking good; it should occasionally make someone across the room squint, tilt their head, and whisper "Wait, is that Schrödinger's cat on their chest?"
why
Because let's face it—in a world where attention spans are measured in milliseconds, sometimes the only way to spread important ideas is to literally wear them until someone asks you about the golden ratio spiraling across your torso while waiting for coffee.
OUR MOTIVATION
After writing software for over 20 years, I Seb, decided, with the help of my physicist girlfriend, to follow a passion of mine designing technology, science and political sattire inspired t-shirts.
So, without any regard for 14 hour work days, I started Technium Foundry LLC with my buddy Charles, who is a CPA, accountant and complete science enthusiast. We, therefore, hope you'll like the designs we've created for you and if you have any comments or questions, please let us know. We want to learn and answer what we can.
Since we've started Technium Foundry, Charles and I discovered something remarkable - the precise intersection where scientific accuracy meets contemporary t-shirt fashion. Our journey spans some time observing how authentic scientific culture naturally weaves itself into daily life, and we've crafted this understanding into something truly unique.
WHERE CONCRETE MEETS QUANTUM
No fancy labs here - just two geeks, one temperamental printer, and a cat who thinks quantum mechanics needs more naps. We design every shirt with the kind of loving attention to detail usually reserved for debugging code at 3 AM.
AUTHENTIC TO THE ALGORITHM
Why trust us? Because we're exactly who we claim to be, a tiny operation running on caffeine and curiosity, making the kind of shirts we wish existed. Our quality control consists of asking 'Would we wear this?' and 'Can we explain the physics joke to our non-science friends without making their brains hurt?'"
DOWN TO IT
Each shirt is lovingly packed by either Sarah (who can explain particle physics but constantly forgets where she put her coffee) or Seb (who writes perfect code but can't fold a shirt to save his life). Quality inspected by Chairman Whiskers, our feline CEO who maintains rigorous napping standards.
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