While(alive) Programmer T-Shirt | Code and Coffee Humor Tee

Behold, the perfect shirt for those who believe the solution to any coding problem lies somewhere between their keyboard and their coffee mug! This retro-tech design features our hero - a programmer caught in an infinite loop of caffeine and compilation, rendered in classic matrix-worthy greens and circuit-board golds. The "While(alive) { coffee++; code(); }" syntax suggests this dev has mastered the art of converting coffee into code with alarming efficiency.

Technical Details:

-Black cotton t-shirt (because dark mode is life)
-Cyberpunk-inspired design (before cyberpunk needed updating)
-Green and gold circuitry details (bugs sold separately)
-Print quality that passes all unit tests
-Pre-shrunk (unlike your code base)

Perfect For:

-Developers who measure time in coffee cups
-Programmers whose blood type is C++
-Anyone whose best friend is Stack Overflow
-People who dream in binary
-Those who believe sleep is just a badly implemented function

Note: This shirt has been tested in all environments except production. We're still debugging that one.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

• Traceability:
- Knitting—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Dyeing—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Honduras, Haiti, El Salvador, or the Dominican Republic
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Technium Foundry LLC and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 2201 Gibson Rd., Jacksonville, FL 32207, USA or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.