When Carl Sagan Pointed At Stars T-Shirt | Validation Humor

Ever notice how stars have exceptionally high self-esteem? It's because they've been validated by the cosmos' most charismatic hype man. Our "When Carl Sagan Pointed At Stars, They Felt Seen" t-shirt celebrates astronomy's greatest showman with a design that's bolder than claiming you can see Andromeda with the naked eye at a light-polluted rooftop party.

This shirt transforms the renowned astronomer's legendary enthusiasm into a delightful play on words that works on more astronomical levels than Sagan's turtleneck collection. The colorful, comic-style typography pops against the background like a supernova in an otherwise mundane universe, ensuring your fashion sense will be visible from at least 13.8 billion light-years away.

Features:

-Multi-color retro typography that screams "I understood that astronomy reference!"
-Star accents that, ironically, feel seen themselves
-Conversational plutonium: guaranteed to trigger discussions about cosmic significance at otherwise dull gatherings
-The perfect blend of science humor and existential validation

Care Instructions:

-Wash with hydrogen and oxygen compounds
-Dry at temperatures considerably lower than a main-sequence star
-Iron with gravitational waves
-Maintain at safe distance from black holes

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

• Traceability:
- Knitting—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Dyeing—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Honduras, Haiti, El Salvador, or the Dominican Republic
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Technium Foundry LLC and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 2201 Gibson Rd., Jacksonville, FL 32207, USA or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.