"Watt Are Those?!" T-Shirt by Technium Foundry

Finally, a shirt that answers the eternal question: "How many ohms does it take to achieve peak drip?" Our voltage-fashionable astronaut is what happens when you cross an electrical engineer with a hypebeast and power it with pure style. It's resistance training meets fashion statements, with a healthy dose of current trends.

Quick Stats:
Premium cotton (higher thread count than your bit rate)
Durable print (surge-protected graphics)
Machine washable (static-free cleaning)
Available in sizes S-3XL (amplitude varies)

Perfect For:
Engineers who've got more drip than a leaky capacitor
Circuit designers with a flair for the dramatic
Your next breadboard fashion statement
Anyone who measures their style in megahertz
Lab techs who think oscilloscopes need more RGB
Electrons with exceptional taste

Features:
Digitally printed (no signal interference)
Premium ring-spun cotton (properly grounded)
Reinforced seams (short-circuit proof)
Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems
Pre-shrunk fabric (unlike your power bills)

Note: No electrons were harmed in the making of this shirt (though several did get pretty excited about the design).

(Warning: May cause spontaneous oscillations in your fashion frequency)

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

• Traceability:
- Knitting—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Dyeing—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Honduras, Haiti, El Salvador, or the Dominican Republic
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Technium Foundry LLC and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 2201 Gibson Rd., Jacksonville, FL 32207, USA or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.