Unisex Technium Foundry-Dyed The Introvert's Flight Plan T-shirt

Unisex Technium Foundry-Dyed The Introvert's Flight Plan T-shirt

Perfect for those who navigate social situations with the precision of a private jet (or occasionally the wobble of a tricycle), this premium cotton blend tee makes a statement about your solo flying preferences. Featured in a sophisticated sand/khaki color that pairs perfectly with both clouds and personal space.

The design showcases a sleek private jet illustration with a twist - a whimsical tricycle detail that adds a touch of self-aware humor. Bold typography declares "LIKE A PRIVATE JET" with "I PREFER TO TRAVEL SOLO" as your flight manifest, making this the perfect uniform for introverts who aren't afraid to broadcast their need for alone time with style.

Features:
Comfortable cotton blend fabric
Durable print that won't fade after washing
Available in sizes S-3XL
Perfect for casual wear, social distancing, or subtle hints at party exits
Pairs well with noise-canceling headphones and a good book
 

Whether you're a certified introvert or just someone who appreciates the occasional solo flight through life, this t-shirt is your first-class ticket to expressing yourself without having to actually talk to anyone.

Warning: May cause fellow introverts to nod in silent appreciation from a respectful distance.

Material: Cotton/Polyester Blend
Care Instructions: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low, avoid small talk

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

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