Starfish Prime Hoodie | Retro Nuclear Space Test

Want to stay cozy while commemorating that time we decided to light up the Pacific sky like nature's most ambitious rave? This premium hoodie features the legendary Starfish Prime nuclear test in all its retrofuturistic glory. The design shows our intrepid space cowboy riding a nuclear warhead (safety harness definitely included, workplace safety regulations were... different in 1962) against a backdrop that says "Yes, we actually did nuke the magnetosphere. For science!"

Technical Details (or "How to Contain Your Nuclear Fashion"):

-Premium heavyweight hoodie (warmer than a high-altitude explosion)
-Kangaroo pocket (perfect for storing your Geiger counter)
-Adjustable drawstring hood (in case of unexpected electromagnetic pulses)
-Double-lined for extra warmth (because space is cold, but nuclear physics is hot)
-Available in classic black (like the classified documents this was based on)
-Machine washable (no decontamination required)

Features:

-Bold retro artwork that screams "1960s classified chic"
-Colors brighter than an artificial aurora
-Typography that would make a Cold War cryptographer proud
-A design that says "I know about that time we nuked space, and I'm not afraid to talk about it"

Perfect For:

-Nuclear physicists who need something cozy for those late-night calculations
-Space history buffs who prefer their fashion with a side of fallout
-Anyone who's ever thought "You know what the Van Allen belts need? More pizzazz!"
-Cold War historians with a sense of humor
-People who like to start conversations with "So, funny story about atmospheric testing..."

• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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