Time Travel Paradox T-Shirt By Technium Foundry ("Fashionably Late")

Ever wanted to be the smartest person in the room before you even entered it? Our "I'd Travel Back in Time But I Already Did Tomorrow" design is perfect for those who like their temporal paradoxes with a side of sass. Featuring a meticulously drawn pocket watch floating in what can only be described as a "quantum doily," this shirt is for people who understand that time is less of a strict progression and more of a wibbly-wobbly fashion statement.

Quick Stats:
Premium cotton (time-tested across multiple centuries)
Durable print (guaranteed to last until yesterday)
Machine washable (temporal displacement-proof)
Available in sizes S-3XL (bigger on the inside)

Perfect For:
Time travelers trying to blend in at their grandfather's wedding
Procrastinators with excellent excuses
People who are consistently late but philosophically on time
Quantum physicists with a penchant for puns
Anyone who's ever wanted to high-five their past self
Future historians doing field research

Features:
Digitally printed (no time streams were harmed)
Premium ring-spun cotton (chronologically stable)
Reinforced seams (paradox-proof stitching)
Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems
Pre-shrunk fabric (unlike the space-time continuum)

Note: If this shirt arrives before you ordered it, please contact customer service in the past. Temporal warranty void if worn during grandfather paradox creation.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

• Traceability:
- Knitting—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Dyeing—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Honduras, Haiti, El Salvador, or the Dominican Republic
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Technium Foundry LLC and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 2201 Gibson Rd., Jacksonville, FL 32207, USA or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.