"Think Like a Proton, Stay Positive!" Tee - Particle Physics Meets Self-Help Seminar

Finally, a motivational shirt that understands both quantum mechanics AND your need for scientific validation! It's like your therapist got a PhD in particle physics and decided to spread joy at the subatomic level.

Our design proves that even the smallest particles know the importance of maintaining a positive charge (take that, electrons, you Negative Nancys of the atomic world). Featuring an atom that's clearly been reading too many self-improvement books, but we're not here to judge its personal growth journey.

Features:
Cotton charged with positivity (and maybe a few actual protons)
Design that makes nuclear forces feel like group therapy
Durability tested at both high energy and low motivation states
Comfort that remains constant even when your mood oscillates

Perfect for:
Scientists who moonlight as life coaches
Therapists who explain emotions using quantum mechanics
Anyone who's ever felt more negative than an electron in a bad mood
People who get their daily affirmations from the periodic table

Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low. Maintain positive spin cycle. Do not expose to antimatter or negative thinking.

(Warning: Side effects may include spontaneous outbursts of optimism and an uncontrollable urge to explain particle physics to sad people. If positive charge lasts more than 4 hours, consult your nearest physicist.)

Available in sizes XS-3XL (mass remains positive regardless of size)

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

• Traceability:
- Knitting—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Dyeing—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Honduras, Haiti, El Salvador, or the Dominican Republic
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Technium Foundry LLC and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 2201 Gibson Rd., Jacksonville, FL 32207, USA or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

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