"Theories Explain, Laws Describe" Tee

"Theories Explain, Laws Describe" Tee - As Explained By A Very Scientific Cat

Meet our feline professor of scientific semantics, whose whiskers are clearly calibrated for maximum pedagogical precision! Like a cat who knows exactly when your laptop keyboard is most crucial for that presentation, this scholarly kitty illuminates the critical difference between scientific theories and laws with all the confidence of a cat walking across your freshly laid out research papers.

Think of it as wearing a tiny portable science communication TED talk, but delivered by a cat who's knocked enough items off enough lab benches to truly understand both theoretical frameworks AND the laws of gravity. Our atomic-age inspired feline brings the kind of clarity you wish you had during your first physics midterm, while looking more sophisticated than Schrödinger's entire thought experiment.

Features:
Cotton softer than a cat's explanation of quantum mechanics
Design that sparks more conversations than a cat on a keyboard
Durability tested under both theoretical conditions and actual cat scrutiny
Comfort peer-reviewed by experts in the field of feline physics

Perfect for:
Science educators who appreciate their lessons with a side of purr
Anyone who's ever tried to explain theories while a cat walked across their visual aids
People whose lab cat has more degrees than their lab rats
The enlightened souls who know both the difference between describe and explain, AND the best way to pet a cat

Care Instructions:
Wash according to the laws of thermodynamics. Dry under theoretically optimal conditions. Results may be peer-reviewed by your local laundromat.
(Note: Our lamp mascot has been thoroughly tested and is certified free of any quantum uncertainty principles. Though we can't say the same for your sock drawer.)

Available in sizes XS-3XL (measurements are both theoretical and law-abiding)

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

• Traceability:
- Knitting—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Dyeing—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Honduras, Haiti, El Salvador, or the Dominican Republic
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Technium Foundry LLC and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 2201 Gibson Rd., Jacksonville, FL 32207, USA or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.