"The Purr-grammer's Manifesto" Tee - Where Feline Meets Frontend

Finally, a shirt that answers the age-old question: "What if your cat learned to code and became slightly smug about it?" Featuring a majestic feline who's definitely judging your variable naming conventions, this tee celebrates the intersection of purrs and programming with zero compiler warnings (but maybe a few hairballs).

Our coding cat, clearly questioning your decision to use spaces instead of tabs, sits regally against a backdrop of binary that probably spells out "feed me" in ASCII. Because let's face it, the only thing more demanding than a cat is a cat who knows how to override your screen timeout settings.

Features:
Cotton softer than your cat's favorite keyboard-napping spot
Design that commands attention like an unread notification
Durability that survives both code reviews and claw reviews
Comfort rated for both debugging sessions and cat-napping

Perfect for:
Developers who debug with a cat on their lap
Programmers whose best code reviewer has whiskers
Anyone who's ever found cat hair in their mechanical keyboard
Tech professionals whose rubber duck debugger is actually a cat

Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low. Do not attempt to refactor in production. Keep away from cats who think they're penetration testers.

(Warning: May cause unexpected behavior in code review meetings and spontaneous outbreaks of cat puns. No actual cats were corrupted during the compilation of this shirt.)

Available in sizes XS-3XL (Git push not required)

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

• Traceability:
- Knitting—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Dyeing—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Honduras, Haiti, El Salvador, or the Dominican Republic
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Technium Foundry LLC and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 2201 Gibson Rd., Jacksonville, FL 32207, USA or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

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