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The Noble Gases T-Shirt By Technium Foundry (Elements Be Chivalrous)
The Noble Gases T-Shirt By Technium Foundry (Elements Be Chivalrous)
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Welcome to the Round Table of the Periodic Kingdom! Our "Noble Gases" design transforms chemistry's most standoffish elements into a heroic band of knights, complete with a medieval coat of arms. Helium, Neon, Argon, Krypton, Xenon, and Radon have never looked more valiant - though they still refuse to react with anyone beneath their station.
Quick Stats:
Premium cotton (elementally pure)
Durable print (reaction resistant)
Machine washable (tested in all noble environments)
Available in sizes S-3XL (atomic mass varies)
Perfect For:
Chemistry teachers with a flair for fantasy
Science students who love RPGs
Periodic table enthusiasts with royal aspirations
Anyone who thinks lab safety needs more swordplay
Elements who won't react under pressure
The knights of the periodic round table
Features:
Digitally printed (no electrons were disturbed)
Premium ring-spun cotton (chemically stable)
Reinforced seams (covalent bonds)
Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems
Pre-shrunk fabric (unlike heated gases)
Note: No noble gases were forced to react during production. They wouldn't anyway - they're too dignified for that.
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
• Traceability:
- Knitting—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Dyeing—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Honduras, Haiti, El Salvador, or the Dominican Republic
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Technium Foundry LLC and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 2201 Gibson Rd., Jacksonville, FL 32207, USA or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Size guide
LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
S | 28 | 18 | 15 ⅝ |
M | 29 | 20 | 17 |
L | 30 | 22 | 18 ½ |
XL | 31 | 24 | 20 |
2XL | 32 | 26 | 21 ½ |













