The Mystery of Technium Bot Kids' Rash Guard - Where sun protection meets retro-tech cuteness

Finally, a rash guard that lets your tiny techie upgrade their beach protocols! Our retro robot design makes sun protection look cooler than a quantum computer's cooling system. Featuring our signature bot (who clearly chose those sneakers after extensive statistical analysis of playground fashion trends), this guard offers UPF 50+ protection for all your little genius's aquatic debugging sessions.

Quick Stats:
-Four-way stretch fabric (more flexible than a machine learning algorithm)
-Quick-dry technology (because even robots hate wet circuits)
-Flatlock seams smoother than your toddler's explanation of how computers work
-Available in sizes 2T-7 (for every stage of tech evolution)

Features:
-UPF 50+ protection (blocks 98% of UV rays and 100% of boring beach fashion)
-Moisture-wicking fabric (keeps kids drier than a binary joke in a data center)
-Anti-chafe design (because friction is for physics lessons, not swimwear)
-Extended back hem (perfect for those "but WHY can't I build a sandcastle computer?" moments)
-Chlorine and saltwater resistant (tested by actual merfolk-in-training)

Perfect For:
-Mini programmers who think "beach code" means something entirely different
-Future roboticists who insist on teaching their sandcastles AI
-Kids who calculate wave frequencies for fun
-Young inventors who believe swimming pools need operating systems
-Any child who's ever tried to explain blockchain to their goldfish

Care Instructions:
-Machine wash cold with similar colors (color-coding recommended)
-Tumble dry low (no quantum drying experiments, please)
-Do not iron (robots prefer their circuits unfried)

Warning: May cause spontaneous robot dance moves in the water

• 82% polyester, 18% spandex
• Fabric weight: 6.78 oz/yd² (230 g/m²), weight may vary by 5%
• UPF 50+
• Fitted design
• Four-way stretch fabric that stretches and recovers on the cross and lengthwise grains
• Comfortable longer body and sleeves
• Flat seam and coverstitch
• Blank product components sourced from China

• Traceability:
- Knitting—China
- Dyeing—China
- Manufacturing—Latvia
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances
• This item releases plastic microfibers into the environment during washing

Age restrictions: For children
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, and formaldehyde, azo dyes, lead, cadmium, bisphenols, and phthalates level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Technium Foundry LLC and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 2201 Gibson Rd., Jacksonville, FL 32207, USA or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

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