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"The 'If At First You Don't Succeed' Telescope Long Sleeve Tee - Because Space Needs a Sense of Humor

"The 'If At First You Don't Succeed' Telescope Long Sleeve Tee - Because Space Needs a Sense of Humor

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Houston, we have a solution to your astronomical fashion needs! This long sleeve tee celebrates the universe's greatest comeback story - the Hubble Space Telescope, proving that even cutting-edge space hardware sometimes needs a pair of cosmic contacts. Featuring a retro-inspired design that's more polished than a perfectly calibrated mirror (unlike Hubble's original one - too soon?).

Made from fabric so comfortable, you'll feel like you're floating in zero gravity. The classic fit ensures you can point out constellations without your sleeves getting in the way of your unnecessarily elaborate hand gestures. Perfect for those nights when you're trying to explain parallax to your confused friends at star parties.

Features:
Durability that outlasts a satellite's orbital period
Ribbed collar sturdier than a gravitational slingshot
Cuffs that won't drift away like a lost spacewalk tool
Print quality clearer than Hubble's post-repair images

Perfect for:
Amateur astronomers who understand the value of a good do-over
Space enthusiasts with an appreciation for engineering plot twists
Anyone who's ever had to explain why their first attempt wasn't quite right
People who know that sometimes Plan B is actually the A+ solution

Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold with similar colors. Tumble dry low. Do not attempt repairs while in orbit.

(Note: No telescopes were harmed in the making of this shirt, though a few mirrors may have gotten slightly embarrassed)

Available in sizes XS-3XL (because astronomers come in all sizes, like celestial bodies)
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Classic fit with long sleeves and rib cuffs
• Pre-shrunk jersey knit
• Seamless double-needle 7⁄8'' (2.2 cm) collar
• Double-needle bottom hem
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the middle

• Traceability:
- Knitting or weaving—Honduras
- Dyeing—Honduras
- Manufacturing—Honduras or Nicaragua
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the EU REACH requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Technium Foundry LLC and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 2201 Gibson Rd., Jacksonville, FL 32207, USA or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches)
S 28 18
M 29 20
L 30 22
XL 31 24
2XL 32 26
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