"That's Just How I Nucleus" Tee - Atomic Vintage Typography

Finally, a shirt for people who appreciate both nuclear physics and the satisfying clack of a manual typewriter! Our design features what happens when an atom decides to write its autobiography - turns out electrons make excellent typists, though they're a bit negative about their work-life balance.

Like a perfectly preserved Smith-Corona that's somehow gained consciousness and decided to major in quantum mechanics, this design captures that magical intersection of vintage writing technology and nuclear physics. It's what would happen if Ernest Rutherford had been a beat poet instead of a physicist (though his poems about alpha particles would have been rather penetrating).

Features:
Cotton softer than the gentle ping of a typewriter return bell
Design that fuses atomic structure with QWERTY architecture
Durability tested by both English majors and nuclear physicists
Comfort rated for both writing workshops and particle accelerators

Perfect for:
Writers who split more atoms than infinitives
Physicists who type with quantum accuracy
Anyone who's ever used "nucleus" in a pun and lived to tell about it
People who appreciate both fission and fiction

Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low. Do not attempt to split atoms while typing. Keep away from both radiation and ribbon ink.

(Warning: May cause spontaneous outbreaks of nuclear-grade dad jokes and an irresistible urge to explain atomic structure using typewriter metaphors.)

Available in sizes XS-3XL (no atomic compression required)

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

• Traceability:
- Knitting—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Dyeing—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Honduras, Haiti, El Salvador, or the Dominican Republic
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Technium Foundry LLC and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 2201 Gibson Rd., Jacksonville, FL 32207, USA or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.