Tesler Cars & Accounting T-Shirt | Tesla Parody Apparel

For those who balance ledgers and torque specs

Product Description

Behold, the perfect shirt for those who appreciate both electric vehicles and perfectly balanced spreadsheets! Our "Tesler Cars & Accounting" t-shirt brilliantly merges the worlds of high-performance automobiles and high-pressure number crunching into one tongue-in-cheek parody that's guaranteed to amuse both gear heads and bean counters alike.

This t-shirt features an industrial-styled logo with a gritty, distressed aesthetic that suggests this fictional company has been calculating depreciation on luxury vehicles since before electric cars were cool. The design includes a dramatic sunburst effect behind the Tesler name, suggesting either divine inspiration or the momentary joy of finding that elusive missing penny during reconciliation.

Is it an accounting firm that decided to branch out into automobile manufacturing, or a car company that realized their true calling was in tax preparation? Either way, Tesler stands ready to both accelerate your portfolio and amortize your assets.

The Backstory

This design cleverly parodies the famous Tesla Motors brand by creating a fictional hybrid business that combines high-end electric vehicles with accounting services - perhaps the most unlikely business combination since Netflix decided to mail DVDs. The name "Tesler" with its strategic additional "r" creates just enough legal distance while maintaining the perfect amount of recognition.

The industrial, workshop-inspired aesthetic evokes both an auto garage and the no-nonsense approach of financial professionals who have seen too many shoebox receipts in their lifetime. It's essentially what would happen if Elon Musk decided his true passion wasn't space exploration but rather GAAP compliance and quarterly closing procedures.

Perfect For:
-Accountants who drive electric vehicles to offset their carbon-heavy spreadsheet usage
-Car enthusiasts who are also surprisingly good at calculating their vehicle's depreciation
-Financial professionals tired of explaining they don't work for "that" Tesla
-Anyone who appreciates the beautiful absurdity of combining luxury transportation with tax code expertise
-Office workers who want colleagues to question both their automotive preferences and calculator skills

Product Details:
-Made from 100% cotton, far more reliable than both first-year accounting associates and electric car prototypes
-Machine washable, because both oil stains and red ink need to come out somehow
-Available in sizes S-XXXL, because both car enthusiasts and accountants come in all shapes

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

• Traceability:
- Knitting—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Dyeing—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Honduras, Haiti, El Salvador, or the Dominican Republic
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Technium Foundry LLC and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 2201 Gibson Rd., Jacksonville, FL 32207, USA or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

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