Skater Scientist T-Shirt | Vintage Physics & Style

Marry the laws of motion with the laws of looking absolutely radical in our "Technium Foundry" skater scientist t-shirt, where Sir Isaac Newton finally gets the skateboard upgrade his apple-dodging reflexes deserved. This vintage-styled design showcases a contemplative physicist demonstrating that gravity is less a universal constant and more of a strong suggestion when you've got sick moves.

The artwork features our retro-cool scientist in mid-skate contemplation, wearing the kind of baggy pants that provide equal room for ollies and ontological musings. The distressed vintage effect suggests this shirt has been calculating trajectories and attempting kickflips since established date 2022 (which, in skateboarding years, is approximately "before those kids started calling your tricks 'classic'").

Features:

-Scientific street style illustration that elegantly answers "What if Einstein joined the X-Games?"
-Retro typography that's been aged to perfection, like a fine hypothesis
-Perfect for impressing both physics TAs and skatepark gatekeepers
-The ideal conversation starter for when you want to discuss both quantum uncertainties and proper wheel durometer
-Technium Foundry branding for those who know that intellectual pursuits and sick grinds aren't mutually exclusive

Note: Wearing this shirt guarantees neither improved skateboarding skills nor sudden understanding of string theory, but it does significantly increase your chances of being described as "intriguingly paradoxical" by strangers.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

• Traceability:
- Knitting—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Dyeing—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Honduras, Haiti, El Salvador, or the Dominican Republic
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Technium Foundry LLC and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 2201 Gibson Rd., Jacksonville, FL 32207, USA or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.