Superradiance Free Electron Laser T-Shirt

Finally, a shirt that answers the age-old question: "What if quantum physics had a marketing team from the 1980s?" This retro-styled science masterpiece features our superradiance design that makes particle physics look cooler than your old Nintendo cartridges.

Quick Stats:
Premium cotton blend (because electrons aren't the only things that should flow freely)
Durable print that lasts longer than most quantum states
Machine washable (unlike quantum uncertainty, this won't fade away when observed)
Available in sizes S-3XL

Perfect For:
Physics professors who secretly wish they were arcade managers
Graduate students explaining their thesis to confused relatives
Science enthusiasts with impeccable retro gaming taste
Anyone who's ever said "Actually, let me explain quantum mechanics"
People who think TRON wasn't quite nerdy enough
Your next laboratory karaoke night

Features:
Digitally printed design
Premium ring-spun cotton
Reinforced shoulder construction
Ribbed knit collar
Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems
Preshrunk fabric

Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold
Tumble dry low
No quantum tunneling in the dryer
Do not iron over print

Warning: May spontaneously emit synchronized photons under extreme conditions
Note: Wearing this shirt does not grant the ability to manipulate quantum states, but it does make you look like you can. Results may vary based on observer effect.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

• Traceability:
- Knitting—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Dyeing—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Honduras, Haiti, El Salvador, or the Dominican Republic
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Technium Foundry LLC and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 2201 Gibson Rd., Jacksonville, FL 32207, USA or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

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