Super Smash & Click Hoodie By Technium Foundry (Tab Sport)

Introducing the coziest way to celebrate your browser's appetite for RAM! Our Super Smash & Click hoodie features an astronaut who treats excessive Chrome tabs like a half-pipe, all wrapped in the warmth of premium cotton that's more comforting than finding an unused stick of RAM.

The retro gaming aesthetic perfectly captures that moment when your browser's performance goes from "Kelly Slater" to "Tony Hawk's Existential Crisis." Our space athlete knows that whether you're grinding through processor cycles or grinding the rails, style is non-negotiable.

Features:

-Premium hoodie warmer than your CPU under load
-Kangaroo pocket perfect for storing extra RAM
-Double-lined hood (for when your browser freezes)
-Ribbed cuffs to prevent memory leaks
-Available in sizes S-3XL (processing power may vary)

Perfect For:

-Tab hoarders with a flair for the extreme
-RAM enthusiasts who can kickflip
-Digital athletes running Chrome on 4GB
-Your next "task manager has crashed" speedrun
-Anyone who treats browser windows like skate parks

• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

• Traceability:
- Knitting—Honduras, Bangladesh
- Dyeing—Honduras, Bangladesh
- Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Honduras, Bangladesh, or El Salvador
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances
• This item releases plastic microfibers into the environment during washing

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the formaldehyde, flammability, lead, cadmium and phthalates level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Technium Foundry LLC and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 2201 Gibson Rd., Jacksonville, FL 32207, USA or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.