Stars Explode So You Can Exist T-Shirt By Technium Foundry (Because Nothing Says "You Matter" Like Matter From Exploded Stars)

Finally, a shirt that celebrates your cosmic origin story with all the subtlety of a supernova! This design reminds us that we're all just stellar debris having an existential crisis. Think of it as your "I survived countless stellar explosions and all I got was this consciousness" shirt.

Quick Stats:
Premium cotton (made from atoms that probably saw dinosaurs)
Durable print (like the iron in your blood - thanks, ancient stars!)
Machine washable (unlike the fabric of spacetime)
Available in sizes S-3XL (mass depends on nearby stellar phenomena)

Perfect For:
People who like their existential crises with a side of stellar physics
Anyone who's ever felt like atomic royalty (technically, you are)
Star stuff contemplating star stuff
Your next astronomy lecture on the circle of stellar life
Those who appreciate that their calcium came from cosmic explosions
Anyone who's literally made of star material (so... everyone)

Features:
Digitally printed (using electrons that might be billions of years old)
Premium ring-spun cotton (spun almost as well as galactic arms)
Reinforced seams (stronger than the weak nuclear force)
Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems
Pre-shrunk fabric (unlike the expanding universe)

Note: Warning - wearing this shirt may cause spontaneous contemplation of your cosmic significance and/or insignificance, depending on your philosophical orientation toward stellar debris.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

• Traceability:
- Knitting—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Dyeing—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Honduras, Haiti, El Salvador, or the Dominican Republic
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Technium Foundry LLC and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 2201 Gibson Rd., Jacksonville, FL 32207, USA or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

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