Space Explorer Synonyms Tee by Technium

Ever wondered what to call someone crazy enough to strap themselves to a controlled explosion and wave goodbye to Earth? We've got all the answers! This shirt features the universal language of space exploration, proving that whether you're saying "astronaut," "cosmonaut," or "taikonaut," you're still basically saying "person who thinks gravity is more of a suggestion than a law."

Quick Stats:
-Premium cotton (tested at zero G's)
-Durable print that lasts longer than a space station layover
-Machine washable (Earth water only, please)
-Available in sizes S-3XL (space suits sold separately)

Perfect For:
-People who know all the ways to say "falling with style"
-Space enthusiasts who collect terminology like moon rocks
-Anyone who's ever dreamed of having multiple job titles in different languages
-Linguistics nerds with a fondness for escape velocity
-Your next conversation about international space cooperation
-That friend who insists on calling themselves a "professional fall-up specialist"

Features:
-Digitally printed with astronomical precision
-Premium ring-spun cotton (no space suits required)
-Reinforced seams (in case of unexpected weightlessness)
-Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems
-Pre-shrunk fabric (unlike the space program budget)

Note: No matter what you call them, they're all united by one common trait - they're the only humans who can legitimately list "escaped Earth" on their resume.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

• Traceability:
- Knitting—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Dyeing—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Honduras, Haiti, El Salvador, or the Dominican Republic
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Technium Foundry LLC and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 2201 Gibson Rd., Jacksonville, FL 32207, USA or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.