Sodium Chemistree Joke T-Shirt | Science Pun Apparel | Periodic Table Humor Tee | Chemistry Nerd Element Clothing

For when your chemistry jokes receive no reaction

Product Description

Prepare to become the wittiest element at the lab bench with our "I'd Tell You a Joke About Sodium, But Na" t-shirt—because nothing says "I understand atomic structure AND comedic timing" quite like wearing a periodic table pun on your torso.

This t-shirt features a cosmic blue swirl design that looks like what happens when the universe itself rolls its eyes at your science jokes. The bold red "ABOUT SODIUM" text stands out like the electron that's always trying to leave the party early, while the "Na" chemical symbol makes its punny appearance with all the subtlety of a sodium metal explosion in water. Sprinkled with stars that represent both actual celestial bodies and the ones you see when your professor springs a surprise quiz about alkali metals, this shirt comes complete with what appears to be the "Technetium Foundry" logo—because even chemistry jokes need good branding.

Guaranteed to elicit groans from friends, knowing nods from fellow science enthusiasts, and utter confusion from everyone who slept through high school chemistry.

The Backstory

This design brilliantly combines the fundamental principles of both chemistry and dad jokes—neither of which typically receives the appreciation they deserve at social gatherings. Sodium (Na), the 11th element on the periodic table, serves as the perfect punchline delivery system because its chemical symbol is literally the casual negation "Na" that we use when rejecting someone's suggestion to attend yet another Zoom happy hour.

The cosmic background suggests that this joke is, indeed, universal—understood by chemists from Earth to Alpha Centauri and beyond. Meanwhile, the circular design mimics both an atom and the endless cycle of telling science jokes, being met with silence, and then having to explain why they're actually quite clever if you just understood the reference to electron orbital theory.

Perfect For:

Chemistry teachers trying desperately to connect with Gen Z students
Lab partners who have mastered the art of the perfectly-timed eye roll
Anyone who has ever made a "periodically" pun and waited for applause that never came
The friend who corrects people when they call it "salt" instead of "sodium chloride"
Science enthusiasts who appreciate humor that requires at least some high school education

Product Details:

Made from a blend of cotton and polyester (not actual sodium, which would make for a highly flammable and questionably comfortable garment)
Machine washable, unlike your reputation after telling this joke at a dinner party
Available in sizes S-XXXL, because science humor is inclusive of all body types

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

• Traceability:
- Knitting—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Dyeing—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Honduras, Haiti, El Salvador, or the Dominican Republic
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Technium Foundry LLC and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 2201 Gibson Rd., Jacksonville, FL 32207, USA or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

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