Siri, Where Is The Nearest Dragon To Slay? Medieval iPhone T-Shirt

This exclusive t-shirt features a vibrant, custom-designed medieval heraldic shield showcasing armored knights wielding smartphones instead of swords. The humorous text "SIRI, WHERE IS THE NEAREST DRAGON TO SLAY?" perfectly captures the amusing collision between medieval chivalry and modern technology. Each detail, from the ornate fleur-de-lis symbols to the knights' chainmail and armor, is rendered with precision while maintaining the comic anachronism that makes this design unique.

TECHNICAL DETAILS

• Premium 60% cotton, 40% polyester blend
• Unisex fit available in sizes S-3XL
• Pre-shrunk to minimize shrinkage after washing
• Reinforced double-stitched seams
• Ribbed knit collar that won't lose its shape
• Machine washable (cold water, inside out)
• Tumble dry low
• Screen-printed using eco-friendly inks
• Gray heather base color
• Print dimensions: Approximately 10" x 12"

BACKSTORY

This design was born from our "Temporal Mash-up" collection, where we explore what might happen if historical figures encountered modern technology. The concept originated during a late-night brainstorming session where our design team imagined the Knights of the Round Table dealing with smartphone notifications during a quest. The humorous image of armored warriors asking Siri for dragon locations proved too funny not to create. Each knight in the design represents a different personality from Arthurian legend, updated with the modern obsession with smartphones and digital assistance.

PERFECT FOR

• History buffs with a sense of humor
• Tech enthusiasts who appreciate clever anachronisms
• Renaissance faire attendees looking for a conversation starter
• Gamers who enjoy fantasy RPGs
• Medieval history professors with a lighthearted teaching style
• Gift-giving occasions for friends who love both history and technology
• Casual Friday wear for anyone wanting to showcase their witty personality

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

• Traceability:
- Knitting—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Dyeing—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Honduras, Haiti, El Salvador, or the Dominican Republic
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Technium Foundry LLC and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 2201 Gibson Rd., Jacksonville, FL 32207, USA or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

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