"Schrödinger's Melodies" Tee - Drops Hottest Quantum Tracks

Introducing the ultimate crossover episode between quantum mechanics and music theory! Featuring the OG quantum superstar himself, Erwin Schrödinger, looking like he's about to drop the most uncertain album of 1935. His hit single "Cat in the Box (feat. MC Copenhagen Interpretation)" went simultaneously platinum and didn't in multiple universes.

Our design captures that perfect moment when wave functions collapse into sweet, sweet melodies - assuming anyone's actually listening. Like that age-old question: if a quantum physicist creates a superposition in the forest, and no one's there to observe it, does it still make a hit song?

Features:
Cotton softer than a perfectly isolated quantum system
Design that exists in all possible musical keys simultaneously
Durability measured in half-lives and whole notes
Comfort probability approaching unity (until observed)

Perfect for:
Physicists who moonlight as musicians
Musicians who accidentally quantum tunnel between notes
Anyone who's ever wondered if cats can actually carry a tune
People who understand that every band is technically a wave function

Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low. Do not attempt to determine both spin cycle and water temperature simultaneously
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(Warning: Wearing this shirt may cause spontaneous physics-music puns and an uncontrollable urge to explain probability distributions through jazz metaphors. Side effects include humming Planck's constant in perfect pitch.)

Available in sizes XS-3XL (measurement collapses wave function)

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

• Traceability:
- Knitting—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Dyeing—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Honduras, Haiti, El Salvador, or the Dominican Republic
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Technium Foundry LLC and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 2201 Gibson Rd., Jacksonville, FL 32207, USA or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.