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"Schrödinger's Daycare" Tee - Where Every Cat Nap is Theoretically In Progress

"Schrödinger's Daycare" Tee - Where Every Cat Nap is Theoretically In Progress

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Behold, the ultimate fusion of quantum physics and feline childcare! Our design features a cosmic-spiraling cat who's simultaneously napping and plotting world domination (standard cat behavior, really, just now with more quantum uncertainty). It's like a regular daycare, but instead of kids, we've got cats existing in multiple states of consciousness, and instead of juice boxes, we've got... well, actually, those boxes are still pretty important to cats.

Think of it as your standard pet daycare center, but run by Schrödinger during his "what if we made quantum mechanics more purr-plexing?" phase. Our hypnotic design swirls through the possibilities of a cat that's both asleep and awake until someone checks the cat bed - at which point it's definitely wherever you're not looking.

Features:
Cotton softer than a quantum-entangled kitten's toe beans
Design that makes superposition look super paw-sible
Durability that exists in all nine lives simultaneously
Comfort rated for both observable and unobservable cat states

Perfect for:
Cat sitters who appreciate quantum uncertainty
Physicists who've upgraded from boxes to daycares
Anyone who's ever wondered if their cat is actually sleeping or just gaslighting them
People who understand that cats already exist in multiple dimensions anyway

Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low. Cat may or may not be hiding in dryer until observed.

(Warning: May cause spontaneous debates about whether cats understand quantum mechanics better than we do. Spoiler alert: they do, they just don't care.)

Available in sizes XS-3XL (size certainty collapses upon measurement)

• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Charcoal Heather and Carbon Grey is 60% cotton and 40% polyester
• Fabric weight: 6.5 oz/yd² (220 g/m²)
• 20 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• 1 × 1 rib at collar
• Single-needle edge stitch 7/8″
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Technium Foundry LLC and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 2201 Gibson Rd., Jacksonville, FL 32207, USA or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

Size guide

  WIDTH (inches) LENGTH (inches)
S 18 29 ½
M 20 30 ½
L 22 31 ½
XL 24 32 ½
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