Schrödinger's Cats Motorcycle Club T-Shirt | Quantum Physics Biker Tee

DESCRIPTION

Quantum uncertainty meets two-wheeled rebellion in our "Schrödinger's Cats" Feline Moto Club t-shirt. Emerging paradoxically "FROM OUT OF THE BOX," this gang of wave-function-collapsing felines has created the motorcycle club Erwin Schrödinger never knew he needed. The emblem features a confidently green cat astride a motorcycle (clearly defying death) while simultaneously existing in the infamous box below (state currently undetermined).

Their club motto, "SIMULTANEOUSLY RIDING AND NOT RIDING," perfectly captures the existential paradox of beings who refuse to commit to a single quantum state while still maintaining perfect lane discipline. This isn't just a motorcycle club—it's a philosophical statement on wheels, challenging observers to determine whether that purring sound is a well-tuned engine or a mathematically improbable cat. The atomic symbols scattered throughout remind us that at the quantum level, everything is possible, especially cats forming motorcycle gangs when physics professors aren't looking.

TECHNICAL DETAILS

• Premium 100% combed ring-spun cotton, existing in multiple quality states until observed
• Pre-shrunk to prevent unexpected collapse into smaller eigenstates
• Medium-weight fabric (4.8 oz/yd²) possessing both wave and particle properties
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping prevents probability distribution failure
• Double-needle stitching that maintains coherence under normal washing conditions
• Tear-away label for maximum comfort in all possible universes
• Classic unisex fit, accommodating all potential body types according to the many-worlds interpretation
• Available in sizes S-2XL (though size is merely a macroscopic construct)
• Deep black background representing the void of uncertainty in which all quantum cats exist
• Screen printed using superposition inks that may or may not be there when unobserved
• Green and tan color scheme chosen to maximize visibility in both our universe and parallel ones
• Machine washable (though each cycle creates a separate timeline where the shirt is both clean and dirty)

BACKSTORY

The Schrödinger's Cats Feline Moto Club formed in the quantum foam between existence and non-existence sometime after a particularly heated debate at the 1935 Copenhagen interpretation conference. Tired of being theoretical pawns in human thought experiments, a coalition of indeterminate cats decided to claim their narrative through the universal language of motorcycle culture. Their clubhouse exists in a state of quantum superposition, simultaneously located behind every physics department in the world and nowhere at all.

The green cat mascot, affectionately known as "Wavefunction Willie," was elected club president by both receiving all votes and no votes simultaneously. The club's initiation ritual requires new members to ride blindfolded through a series of open and closed garage doors, thereby creating their own superposition experiment. Their annual rally, "The Probability Run," has no fixed starting point, route, or destination—riders simply appear at locations with a statistical likelihood proportional to their enthusiasm for both quantum mechanics and inadequate muffler systems. Membership is both exclusive and all-inclusive, as every cat in the universe is technically already a member and not a member until directly observed wearing the club's colors.

PERFECT FOR

• Quantum physicists who secretly name their motorcycles after famous cats in science
• Philosophy professors who ride to escape the existential implications of their lectures
• Cat lovers with a fondness for paradoxes and poor muffler maintenance
• Physics students who understand that "chopper" can refer to both motorcycles and experimental apparatus
• Anyone who's ever explained the Copenhagen interpretation using motorcycle analogies
• Veterinarians who suspect their feline patients exist in multiple states simultaneously
• Motorcycle enthusiasts who lose their keys in probability fields
• Those who appreciate that both cats and motorcycles seem to defy the laws of conventional physics
• People who have named their black cat "Planck" or their orange tabby "Feynman"
• Anyone who has ever argued that their speeding ticket exists in a state of quantum uncertainty

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

• Traceability:
- Knitting—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Dyeing—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Honduras, Haiti, El Salvador, or the Dominican Republic
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Technium Foundry LLC and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 2201 Gibson Rd., Jacksonville, FL 32207, USA or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

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