Schrödinger's Cat Tee - Quantum Cattitude

Introducing the shirt that exists in a superposition of hilarious and brilliant until someone observes how awesome you look in it. Our quantum feline friend demonstrates the purrfect balance between dead and alive, while simultaneously demonstrating terrible lab safety protocols. (Note: No cats were harmed in the making of this shirt, probably. We can't really be sure until we open the box.)

Featuring a design that answers the question "What if we gave a cat the keys to both quantum mechanics AND a potentially lethal box?" Because sometimes the best way to understand quantum superposition is through the eyes of a cat who's simultaneously living its best life and... well, let's not collapse that waveform just yet.

Features:
Exists in all sizes simultaneously until measured
Probability of compliments approaches 1
Observable softness with uncertain washing instructions
May or may not be inside the box when delivered

Perfect for:
Physicists who prefer their paradoxes purring
Cat lovers with a quantum curiosity
People who like their humor both dead and alive
Anyone who's ever wondered if curiosity really killed the cat (or just left it in an indeterminate state)

Available in sizes XS-3XL (assuming the act of measurement doesn't affect the outcome)

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

• Traceability:
- Knitting—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Dyeing—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Honduras, Haiti, El Salvador, or the Dominican Republic
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Technium Foundry LLC and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 2201 Gibson Rd., Jacksonville, FL 32207, USA or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.