Rockets - Better Name T-Shirt | Space Puns Take Flight

Ah, the age-old dilemma, what do you name something that's essentially a controlled explosion with delusions of grandeur? This shirt celebrates the fine art of rocket nomenclature, because let's face it - when you're hurling several tons of metal and dreams into the cosmos, you'd better have a name that sounds cooler than "Pointy Fire Tube 3000."

Technical Details:

-Vintage-style rocket illustration (before aerodynamics got all fancy)
-Red and gold color scheme (because your rocket should match its exhaust)
-Stars included (reach for them, even if you're just reaching for this shirt)
-Pre-shrunk (unlike your rocket's fuel budget)

Perfect For:

-Rocket scientists with a poetic license
-Aerospace engineers who moonlight as brand consultants
-People who think "Rapid Unscheduled Disassembly" needs a better PR team
-Anyone who's ever named their model rocket something more ambitious than their car
-Those who believe nomenclature is half the battle in achieving orbit

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

• Traceability:
- Knitting—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Dyeing—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Honduras, Haiti, El Salvador, or the Dominican Republic
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Technium Foundry LLC and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 2201 Gibson Rd., Jacksonville, FL 32207, USA or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.