Robot Therapist T-Shirt | Tell Me About Your Voltage Issues

Finally, a shirt for those who understand that sometimes even androids need someone to talk to about their emotional circuits! This design features our distinguished robotic mental health professional, complete with classic therapist pose and probably a PhD in Artificial Psychology (from MIT - the Mechanical Institute of Therapy).

Technical Details:

-Maroon t-shirt (because even robot therapists keep it professional)
-Chrome and metallic details (polished to mirror-finish perfection)
-Business suit meets servo motors aesthetic
-Pre-shrunk (unlike your robot's expanding consciousness)
-Quality that won't need its own therapy session

Perfect For:

-AI counselors with outstanding bedside manner
-Engineers who've become emotional support humans to their robots
-People who've ever had to ask "And how does that failed compile make you feel?"
-Those who think "runtime error" is just a cry for help
-Anyone who's ever provided grief counseling to a Roomba

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

• Traceability:
- Knitting—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Dyeing—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Honduras, Haiti, El Salvador, or the Dominican Republic
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Technium Foundry LLC and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 2201 Gibson Rd., Jacksonville, FL 32207, USA or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.