"Riding The Wave" Tee - Where Particle Physics Goes Full Beach Bum

"Riding The Wave" Tee - Where Particle Physics Goes Full Beach Bum

Dude, have you ever looked at a wave function... like, REALLY looked at it? This shirt celebrates that rad moment when quantum mechanics decides to hang ten on probability amplitudes. Featuring a design that answers the eternal question: "What if Schrödinger was more into surfing than torturing theoretical cats?"

Our gnarly design shows what happens when you let a physicist loose on a surfboard - they start seeing wave-particle duality in every sweet curl. It's like Point Break meets Princeton, but with more equations and fewer bank robberies (though both do involve uncertain positions and momentums).
Features:

Cotton that exists in all states simultaneously until observed in your closet
Design that collapses the waveform of boring into totally tubular
Durability tested in multiple parallel universes
Comfort probability approaching 100% (margin of error ±0.1%)

Perfect for:
Quantum surfers catching probability waves
Physicists who think Max Born would've shredded
Anyone who sees the similarity between hanging ten and Heisenberg's uncertainty
People who know that the best waves are complex-valued functions

Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low. Do not attempt to measure position and momentum simultaneously.

(Warning: May cause spontaneous discussions about whether hanging ten violates the uncertainty principle. Cowabunga, Dr. Heisenberg!)

Available in sizes XS-3XL (wave packet not included)

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

• Traceability:
- Knitting—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Dyeing—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Honduras, Haiti, El Salvador, or the Dominican Republic
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Technium Foundry LLC and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 2201 Gibson Rd., Jacksonville, FL 32207, USA or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

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