Ah, the classic programmer's joke that never ends (see: previous statement). This shirt features the infinite loop of linguistic logic that's caused more stack overflows in human conversations than actual code. It's like an M.C. Escher drawing, but for computer scientists who think staircases are a bit too straightforward.

Our circular design perfectly captures that moment when you explain recursion to someone by explaining recursion to someone by explaining recursion to... [ERROR: Maximum call stack size exceeded]. It's the perfect conversation starter that never actually starts because it's too busy referring to itself.

Features:
Cotton that calls itself to get softer
Design that references itself more efficiently than your code
Durability tested through n+1 wash cycles
Comfort level: base case reached

Perfect for:
Programmers who dream in call stacks
People who can explain recursion recursively
Anyone who's ever caused an infinite loop accidentally-on-purpose
Computer scientists who appreciate meta-humor (see: this bullet point)

Care Instructions:
To wash: See care instructions
(Base case: When clean, return garment to closet)

(Warning: May cause infinite loops in conversations. If wearer appears stuck in explanation, apply base case immediately.)

Available in sizes XS-3XL (each containing a slightly smaller version of itself)

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

• Traceability:
- Knitting—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Dyeing—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Honduras, Haiti, El Salvador, or the Dominican Republic
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Technium Foundry LLC and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 2201 Gibson Rd., Jacksonville, FL 32207, USA or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

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