For those whose tools are strong with the Force

Product Description

Unite two galaxies of fandom—Star Wars enthusiasm and home repair obsession—with our "A Jedi Uses Lubricant For Knowledge and Defense, Never For Attack!" t-shirt. This masterpiece of mechanical humor reimagines the iconic WD-40 spray can as R2-D2, creating a crossover that's more satisfying than discovering your neighbor has the exact obscure screwdriver bit you need at 11pm.

Featuring a shield-shaped design that suggests this is official gear from the Jedi Knight Handyman Academy, this shirt cleverly transforms America's favorite penetrating oil into "R2-40," complete with a droid-inspired spray can that looks ready to beep, boop, and blast rust off your X-wing's landing gear.

The shirt's message brilliantly parodies Yoda's famous teaching about the Force—"A Jedi uses the Force for knowledge and defense, never for attack"—replacing "the Force" with "lubricant," creating the kind of unexpected word substitution that will make fellow Star Wars fans shoot blue milk out their noses while simultaneously nodding in appreciation of WD-40's peacekeeping abilities in the war against squeaky hinges.

The Backstory

This design brilliantly merges two cultural icons that share more philosophical ground than you might expect. Like the Force, WD-40 penetrates all things, surrounds us, binds the galaxy together (or at least keeps your garage door from sounding like a dying Tauntaun). R2-D2 is the ultimate mechanical problem-solver in the Star Wars universe, while WD-40 serves the same role in our significantly less exciting reality.

The shield format and bold "NEVER FOR ATTACK!" declaration channels the earnest instructional tone of both Jedi teachings and the warnings on the back of aerosol cans, suggesting a universe where proper maintenance is as sacred as lightsaber etiquette. The distressed, vintage look implies this wisdom has been passed down through generations of Jedi Knights who also happen to be DIY enthusiasts.

Perfect For:
-Mechanics who can quote every line from "The Empire Strikes Back"
-DIY enthusiasts with a lightsaber collection
-Anyone who's ever used WD-40 to solve a problem it wasn't designed for
-Dads who believe both the Force and penetrating oil flow through all living things
-Star Wars fans whose toolboxes are better organized than their financial records

Product Details:
-Made from 100% cotton (no moisture-farming required)
-Machine washable (though a proper Jedi would never spill on their robes)
-Available in sizes S-XXXL, accommodating all body types from Yoda to Jabba

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

• Traceability:
- Knitting—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Dyeing—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Honduras, Haiti, El Salvador, or the Dominican Republic
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Technium Foundry LLC and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 2201 Gibson Rd., Jacksonville, FL 32207, USA or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

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