"Programming is Semantics" Tee - Where Sunset Meets Syntax

For those days when you need your code to be as well-structured as your vacation plans! This shirt features a retro-styled sunset paradise where proper programming semantics go to unwind. Because sometimes, the most beautiful syntax in the world is the one framed by palm trees and an endless horizon.

Our design proves that even in paradise, semantics matter - kind of like how "coconut.split()" could either be a programming function or a really ambitious squirrel's afternoon plan. Complete with a sunset gradient that would make any CSS artist jealous and palm trees arranged with better spacing than your average code block.

Features:
Cotton more consistent than your naming conventions
Design compiled under perfect beach conditions
Durability that maintains semantic versioning
Comfort that requires no documentation

Perfect for:
Developers who appreciate both clean code and clean beaches
Programmers who know the difference between syntax and semantics (and margaritas)
Anyone who's ever debugged code while dreaming of debugging their vacation time
Coders who believe proper semantics deserve proper sunsets

Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low. Maintain semantic integrity throughout wash cycle.

(Warning: May cause spontaneous discussions about why programming languages need more beach-themed error messages.)

Available in sizes XS-3XL (properly scoped for all body types)

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

• Traceability:
- Knitting—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Dyeing—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Honduras, Haiti, El Salvador, or the Dominican Republic
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Technium Foundry LLC and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 2201 Gibson Rd., Jacksonville, FL 32207, USA or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.