"Physicist Gang Sign" Tee - Vector Math Style

Rep your academic set with the only gang sign that requires three spatial dimensions and a working knowledge of coordinate systems! This shirt celebrates the moment when higher education meets higher hilarity, featuring the universal hand signal for "Yeah, I understand cross products, what about it?"
Our design proves that physicists run the toughest crew in academia - we've got vectors pointing in directions your average gangster hasn't even theorized about yet. It's like West Side Story, but with more partial derivatives and fewer dance numbers (though we've got some sick moves plotted in phase space).

Features:
Cotton softer than a frictionless surface
Design that keeps it real... relative to an inertial reference frame
Durability tested in multiple coordinate systems
Comfort that's invariant under spatial translation

Perfect for:
Scientists who roll deep in mathematical notation
Physics professors with unexpected street smarts
Anyone who's ever solved equations while throwing signs
People whose territory is marked in spherical coordinates

Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low. Do not attempt to establish dominance over rival physics departments without proper tensor notation.

(Warning: May cause spontaneous outbreaks of coordinate system gestures and an uncontrollable urge to explain why your gang sign obeys the right-hand rule.)

Available in sizes XS-3XL (conserving mass across all dimensions)

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

• Traceability:
- Knitting—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Dyeing—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Honduras, Haiti, El Salvador, or the Dominican Republic
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

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