Nullpunktsenergie Hoodie by Technium Foundry

Introducing the coziest representation of quantum uncertainty you'll ever wear! Our "Nullpunktsenergie" hoodie, featuring retro-70s typography that's vibrating with as much energy as the quantum vacuum itself, proves that nothing can indeed be something - and that something can be incredibly stylish.

Just like zero-point energy refuses to settle down to absolute zero, this hoodie refuses to be boring. With its warm military green fabric providing the perfect backdrop for our energetic design, it's ideal for those days when you're feeling as restless as ground state hydrogen.

Features:

-Premium hoodie warmer than the cosmic microwave background
-Kangaroo pocket (position and momentum cannot be simultaneously measured)
-Double-lined hood (for containing all that vacuum energy)
-Ribbed cuffs (to prevent entropy leakage)
-Available in sizes S-3XL (uncertainty in measurements applies)

Perfect For:

-Quantum physicists on casual Friday
-People who know vacuum isn't really empty
-Anyone who thinks absolute zero is overrated
-Your next zero-point meditation session

Available now - though we can't be certain about its position and momentum simultaneously.

(Note: Each hoodie contains exactly one zero-point energy field. Results may vary depending on observation.)

• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

• Traceability:
- Knitting—Honduras, Bangladesh
- Dyeing—Honduras, Bangladesh
- Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Honduras, Bangladesh, or El Salvador
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances
• This item releases plastic microfibers into the environment during washing

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the formaldehyde, flammability, lead, cadmium and phthalates level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Technium Foundry LLC and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 2201 Gibson Rd., Jacksonville, FL 32207, USA or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.