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Not All Heroes Wear Lab Coats Science Humor T-Shirt | STEM Professional Apparel

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Not All Heroes Wear Lab Coats Science Humor T-Shirt | STEM Professional Apparel

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SKU: 7007696_15867
Color:Military Green
Size:S
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Ever wondered what Superman would look like in a lab coat? Well, neither do we! This witty olive-green t-shirt celebrates the unsung heroes of science with a delightfully nerdy twist on the classic superhero phrase. Featuring an array of lab coat illustrations that would make Marie Curie proud (and possibly slightly confused), this shirt is perfect for the everyday scientific superhero in your life.

Whether you're pipetting your way to glory or just trying to remember where you left your safety goggles, this shirt proudly declares that heroism in science comes in many forms - some of which might involve accidentally turning things purple or making them explode (in a controlled environment, of course).

Features:

  • Premium cotton blend for maximum comfort during those long lab sessions
  • Color that cleverly hides chemical stains (we won't tell if you don't)
  • Durable print that withstands even the most vigorous peer review processes
  • Available in sizes S-3XL (because heroes come in all sizes)


Care Instructions:

  • Machine wash cold with similar colors
  • Tumble dry low
  • Do not iron over print
  • Keep away from concentrated acids (but you knew that already)


Perfect for:
Research scientists
Lab technicians
Science teachers
STEM students
Anyone who's ever mixed up their coffee cup with their beaker

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

 

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) SLEEVE LENGTH (inches)
S 28 18 15 ⅝
M 29 20 17
L 30 22 18 ½
XL 31 24 20
2XL 32 26 21 ½

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