Non-Markovian Cat T-Shirt | Because Grudges Are Forever

Behold, the perfect shirt for anyone who understands that cats and mathematical processes have one thing in common - an infinite memory for every slight! Featuring Grumpy Cat's spiritual successor, this design celebrates the antithesis of Markov's memoryless processes, because let's face it, no feline has ever forgotten a single missed dinner since 1906 (yes, that's a Markov reference, you mathematical mavens).

Technical Details:

-Grumpy cat illustration (storing data like a furry hard drive)
-Retro-style badge design (as timeless as a cat's memory)
-Since 1906 detail (when Markov was clearly a dog person)
-Pre-shrunk (unlike your cat's list of grievances)

Perfect For:

-Mathematicians with cattitude
-Statisticians who've been judged by a feline
-Cat owners with a PhD in Grudge Theory
-Anyone whose pet has a non-volatile memory
-People who understand that P(dinner) ≠ P(dinner | previous_treats)

Note: This shirt has been peer-reviewed by three cats, all of whom still remember that time you bought the wrong treats in 2019.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

• Traceability:
- Knitting—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Dyeing—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Honduras, Haiti, El Salvador, or the Dominican Republic
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

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