Newton's Fourth Law T-Shirt - Pure Send It Energy™

Finally, a shirt that reveals what Newton scribbled in the margins after a particularly stressful day of getting hit by apples. Our daredevil biker proves that for every action, there's an equal and opposite "hold my beaker." The formula is simple: Motivation plus Anxiety equals Pure Send It Energy™.

Quick Stats:
Premium cotton (stress-tested at maximum wheelie angle)
Durable print (survives both G-forces and self-doubt)
Machine washable (removes tire marks and existential dread)
Available in sizes S-3XL (mass affects momentum!)

Perfect For:
Physicists who moonlight as motocross riders
Scientists with an adrenaline surplus
Anyone who calculates trajectory while airborne
Your next peer-reviewed stunt show
People who think Einstein would've loved X Games
Lab partners who keep asking "What's the worst that could happen?"

Features:
Digitally printed (acceleration measured in sick tricks per second)
Premium ring-spun cotton (centripetally tested)
Reinforced seams (anxiety-proof construction)
Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems
Pre-shrunk fabric (unlike your comfort zone)

Note: This design has been peer-reviewed by a panel of adrenaline-junkie physicists. Several laws of motion were thoroughly tested, though Newton's reputation may never recover.

(Warning: Wearing this shirt does not actually grant immunity to gravity or anxiety. Please calculate your own risk coefficients responsibly.)

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

• Traceability:
- Knitting—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Dyeing—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Honduras, Haiti, El Salvador, or the Dominican Republic
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Technium Foundry LLC and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 2201 Gibson Rd., Jacksonville, FL 32207, USA or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.