Newton's Fourth Law: Just Send It T-Shirt By Technium Foundry

Finally, a shirt that confirms what every thrill-seeker has suspected: after writing those first three laws, Newton secretly scribbled "Just Send It" in the margins. Our cosmic skater proves that with enough altitude and attitude, even gravity becomes more of a suggestion than a law. It's like the Conservation of Radicalness in action.

Quick Stats:
Premium cotton (tested at terminal velocity)
Durable print (survives quantum tunneling)
Machine washable (multiverse-proof)
Available in sizes S-3XL (mass affects momentum!)

Perfect For:
Physicists who moonlight as skateboarders
Space explorers with X-Games dreams
Anyone who's ever calculated their hang time in parsecs
Your next orbital ollie attempt
People who think Einstein would've shredded
Scientists who know potential energy is just kinetic energy being shy

Features:
Digitally printed (no wavefunctions collapsed)
Premium ring-spun cotton (angular momentum included)
Reinforced seams (withstands temporal shifts)
Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems
Pre-shrunk fabric (unlike the observable universe)

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

• Traceability:
- Knitting—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Dyeing—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Honduras, Haiti, El Salvador, or the Dominican Republic
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Technium Foundry LLC and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 2201 Gibson Rd., Jacksonville, FL 32207, USA or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

Size guide