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Never Trust an Atom T-Shirt | They Make Up Everything Science Pun
Never Trust an Atom T-Shirt | They Make Up Everything Science Pun
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Finally, a shirt that exposes the scandalous truth about the building blocks of matter! This design calls out atoms for what they really are - the universe's most prolific storytellers. With its retro-cool typography and atomic attitude, it's perfect for anyone who's ever caught a neutron in a lie (which is technically impossible, but so is catching them telling the truth).
Note: Warning - this shirt contains atoms that may or may not be where they say they are. Heisenberg was very uncertain about this.
Technical Details:
-Black cotton t-shirt (containing billions of untrustworthy atoms)
-Blue and white design (colors verified by skeptical electrons)
-Distressed effect (because even decay is theoretical with these guys)
-Pre-shrunk (the only thing about atoms we can actually trust)
-Quality guaranteed (by more atoms, but hey, what choice do we have?)
Perfect For:
-Chemists with trust issues
-Physicists who've been ghosted by quarks
-Science teachers tired of atomic gossip
-Anyone who's caught a proton being positive about everything
-People who know particles can't keep their stories straight
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
• Traceability:
- Knitting—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Dyeing—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Honduras, Haiti, El Salvador, or the Dominican Republic
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Technium Foundry LLC and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 2201 Gibson Rd., Jacksonville, FL 32207, USA or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Size guide
LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
S | 28 | 18 | 15 ⅝ |
M | 29 | 20 | 17 |
L | 30 | 22 | 18 ½ |
XL | 31 | 24 | 20 |
2XL | 32 | 26 | 21 ½ |
3XL | 33 | 28 | 22 ¾ |













