"Neutron Star Gymnast" Tee - Because Regular Crushing Just Isn't Dense Enough

Behold, the shirt that brings new meaning to "heavy rotation"! Featuring a neutron star doing its best Olympic floor routine (scoring a perfect 10^30 kg/m³, naturally). This tee celebrates those overachieving stellar remnants that took "condensing matter" way too literally and turned it into an extreme sport.

For those times when you want to casually remind everyone that you know about objects so dense they can crush atoms like we crush potato chips - literally, everything, always. Because sometimes a black hole is just showing off, but a neutron star? That's practical density with style.

Features:
Cotton as compressed as your understanding of quantum mechanics
Design gravity that attracts compliments and physics majors
Durability that could survive a close encounter with a magnetar
Comfort that defies spacetime curvature

Perfect for:
Astrophysicists who appreciate a good mass-compression joke
People who can calculate escape velocity during casual conversation
Anyone who's ever used "degenerate matter" as a compliment
Star enthusiasts who like their stellar objects extra chunky

Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low. Do not expose to gravitational forces exceeding 2 x 10^14 times Earth's gravity. No quantum tunneling in the dryer.

(Warning: May cause spontaneous lectures about stellar evolution at parties. We take no responsibility for any resulting conversations about degenerate matter states.)

Available in sizes XS-3XL (mass remains constant, volume may vary)

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

• Traceability:
- Knitting—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Dyeing—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Honduras, Haiti, El Salvador, or the Dominican Republic
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Technium Foundry LLC and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 2201 Gibson Rd., Jacksonville, FL 32207, USA or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

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