"My Spirit Animal is WiFi" Long Sleeve Tee - Today's Vision Quest

Finally, a shirt that speaks to our primal need to connect... to the internet. Featuring a retro TV displaying the modern world's most sought-after totem, this design perfectly captures that spiritual moment when you finally find three bars in a coffee shop basement.

Remember when our ancestors used to read animal tracks? We read signal strength. They followed stars? We follow router names like "FBI Surveillance Van" and "Pretty Fly for a WiFi." This shirt celebrates our evolution from hunting and gathering to hunting for hotspots and gathering passwords.

Features:

Cotton more reliable than your neighbor's unsecured network
Design that works even in airplane mode
Durability stronger than your router's firewall
Comfort that never needs a system restart

Perfect for:

Digital nomads who worship at the altar of free WiFi
People whose sacred ritual is "turning it off and on again"
Anyone who's ever performed the ancient dance of the better signal
Humans who rate living spaces by bars of connectivity

Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low. If connection lost, try resetting your dryer.

(Warning: Does not actually improve WiFi signal, though we've had reports of wearers instinctively moving to higher ground while troubleshooting connections.)
Available in sizes XS-3XL (no password required)

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Classic fit with long sleeves and rib cuffs
• Pre-shrunk jersey knit
• Seamless double-needle 7⁄8'' (2.2 cm) collar
• Double-needle bottom hem
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the middle

• Traceability:
- Knitting or weaving—Honduras
- Dyeing—Honduras
- Manufacturing—Honduras or Nicaragua
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the EU REACH requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Technium Foundry LLC and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 2201 Gibson Rd., Jacksonville, FL 32207, USA or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.