My Other Ride is in Geosynchronous Orbit T-Shirt By Technium Foundry

For those special moments when your commute takes you slightly beyond the stratosphere, we present our latest design celebrating the ultimate parking spot. Featuring astronauts casually floating around text that's as perfectly positioned as a communications satellite, this shirt is for anyone who's ever looked at rush hour traffic and thought "I know a better orbit."

Quick Stats:
Premium cotton (gravity-tested at multiple altitudes)
Durable print (survives atmospheric re-entry)
Machine washable (space debris resistant)
Available in sizes S-3XL (no space suit required)

Perfect For:
Satellite operators tired of the ground floor
Astronomers with a rebellious parking streak
Space traffic controllers with attitude
Anyone whose GPS keeps saying "recalculating" in space
The person who always parks in the same spot... around Earth
Rocket scientists who appreciate a good orbital pun

Features:
Digitally printed (coordinates verified by NASA)
Premium ring-spun cotton (zero-G certified)
Reinforced seams (vacuum-tested)
Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems
Pre-shrunk fabric (unlike the expanding universe)

Note: Parking permit for geosynchronous orbit sold separately. Not responsible for any tickets issued by the International Space Station.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

• Traceability:
- Knitting—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Dyeing—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Honduras, Haiti, El Salvador, or the Dominican Republic
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Technium Foundry LLC and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 2201 Gibson Rd., Jacksonville, FL 32207, USA or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.