Memory Leak Repair Specialist T-Shirt by Technium

Ever feel like your thoughts are running slower than a Windows 95 startup sequence? Meet your cognitive IT department's worst nightmare turned fashion statement! Our "Memory Leak Repair Specialist" design features a dedicated neural maintenance technician caught in the act of performing some much-needed cerebral debugging. Think of it as "Inception" meets "How It's Made," but with better workplace safety protocols.

Quick Stats:
Premium cotton (softer than your forgotten memories)
Durable print (lasts longer than your browser history)
Machine washable (no brain bleach required)
Available in sizes S-3XL (one size fits all thoughts)

Perfect For:
IT professionals who treat RAM like fine wine
Neural network engineers with a sense of humor
Memory optimization specialists gone rogue
Your next "have you tried turning your brain off and on again" moment
Anyone who's ever wished ctrl+alt+del worked on their consciousness
Mental maintenance workers with style

Features:
Digitally printed (no neurons were harmed)
Premium ring-spun cotton (thought-tested)
Reinforced seams (memory-leak proof)
Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems
Pre-shrunk fabric (unlike your cache size)

Note: This shirt comes with a lifetime warranty against memory leaks, though results may vary depending on caffeine intake and proximity to deadline-induced panic. CopyRetry

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

• Traceability:
- Knitting—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Dyeing—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Honduras, Haiti, El Salvador, or the Dominican Republic
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Technium Foundry LLC and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 2201 Gibson Rd., Jacksonville, FL 32207, USA or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.