Relationship Counseling Hoodie

Finally, a Hoodie that tells Algebra what everyone's been thinking: it's time to let X go. This design captures that perfect moment when mathematics meets relationship advice, delivering the hard truth that some equations are better left unsolved. Because sometimes, finding X is less about mathematical prowess and more about emotional intelligence.

Quick Stats:

-Premium cotton (softer than a polynomial)
-Durable print (outlasts most quadratic relationships)
-Machine washable (no complex solutions needed)
-Available in sizes S-3XL (variables may vary)

Perfect For:

-Math teachers with a sense of humor
-Students still recovering from algebra trauma
-Anyone who's ever told X to "solve yourself"
-People who think variables need therapy
-Your next mathematical intervention
-Functions looking for closure

Note: No variables were emotionally harmed in the making of this Hoodie , though several equations are still in counseling.

• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

• Traceability:
- Knitting—Honduras, Bangladesh
- Dyeing—Honduras, Bangladesh
- Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Honduras, Bangladesh, or El Salvador
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances
• This item releases plastic microfibers into the environment during washing

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the formaldehyde, flammability, lead, cadmium and phthalates level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Technium Foundry LLC and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 2201 Gibson Rd., Jacksonville, FL 32207, USA or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.