Kinetic Energy T-Shirt: Shirt for Physics Fans

Finally, a shirt that celebrates the only physics equation that perfectly describes both your morning coffee rush AND that time you accidentally rolled backwards down a hill! This design features a delightfully distressed shield declaring your allegiance to the most energetic form of energy, complete with a tiny car that's clearly living its best 1⁄2mv² life.

Technical Details:

-Vintage shield design in blues and golds (weathered by actual particle collisions*)
-Features a car that clearly missed the "objects at rest tend to stay at rest" memo
-Pre-shrunk (conservation of t-shirt mass is important)
-*Note: Particle collisions may have been simulated

Perfect For:

-Physics teachers who drift into parking spaces
-People whose coffee kicks in with mathematical precision
-Anyone who's ever explained to a cop that they were just conducting an energy experiment
-Those who calculate their morning commute in joules
-Students who understand that "rolling down hills" is just applied science

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

• Traceability:
- Knitting—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Dyeing—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Honduras, Haiti, El Salvador, or the Dominican Republic
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Technium Foundry LLC and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 2201 Gibson Rd., Jacksonville, FL 32207, USA or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.