"Keep Your Friends Close and Your Atoms Closer" Tee - Where Social Chemistry Gets Literal

Finally, a shirt that understands both molecular bonding AND friendship bonding! This design celebrates the fundamental truth that whether you're dealing with friends or atoms, it's all about those sweet, sweet attractive forces.

Our retro-circle design features a lineup of atoms doing their best boy-band impression against a cityscape backdrop, proving that particle physics can be just as social as social physics. It's like a periodic table reunion tour, but with better fashion sense and stronger bonds.

Features:
Cotton molecules aligned for maximum comfort
Design that attracts compliments like a positive charge
Durability tested at both quantum and social levels
Comfort that brings atoms together (literally)

Perfect for:
Scientists who treat friendship like a chemical reaction
People who bond over bonding
Anyone who's ever explained relationships using particle physics
Those who keep their inner circle as tight as their electron shells

Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low. Keep your friends close and your washing instructions closer.

(Warning: May cause spontaneous discussions about the similarities between friendship dynamics and atomic bonds. Side effects include explaining why your social circle follows the Pauli Exclusion Principle.)

Available in sizes XS-3XL (atomic radius may vary)

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

• Traceability:
- Knitting—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Dyeing—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Honduras, Haiti, El Salvador, or the Dominican Republic
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Technium Foundry LLC and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 2201 Gibson Rd., Jacksonville, FL 32207, USA or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

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