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JOCK (In Periodic Elements) T-Shirt By Technium Foundry

JOCK (In Periodic Elements) T-Shirt By Technium Foundry

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Behold, the ultimate academic paradox! Our "JOCK" design, spelled out in periodic table elements, celebrates that mythical creature as rare as a stable superheavy element: the chemistry-loving jock. Complete with a tiny Amish DJ (because why stop at one impossibility?), this shirt is a masterclass in scientific improbabilities.

Quick Stats:
Premium cotton (irony-enriched)
Durable print (paradox-proof)
Machine washable (stereotype resistant)
Available in sizes S-3XL (probability varies)

Perfect For:
Science nerds with a sense of humor
Chemistry teachers who appreciate irony
Anyone who's ever seen a quarterback in the chem lab
People who understand impossible combinations
Your next "when parallel universes collide" moment
The statistical outliers who are both jock AND chemist

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

• Traceability:
- Knitting—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Dyeing—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Honduras, Haiti, El Salvador, or the Dominican Republic
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Technium Foundry LLC and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 2201 Gibson Rd., Jacksonville, FL 32207, USA or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) SLEEVE LENGTH (inches)
S 28 18 15 ⅝
M 29 20 17
L 30 22 18 ½
XL 31 24 20
2XL 32 26 21 ½
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