"It's Not Rocket Science... Oh Wait, It Is!" Tee - Where Denial Meets Propulsion

Ever been so wrong you had to launch a rocket about it? This shirt celebrates that perfect moment of realization when you discover that yes, sometimes it actually IS rocket science. And you know what? That's even better!

Featuring a rocket that's clearly winning an argument with its own text, our design captures that split-second between "pfft, how hard could it be?" and "okay, maybe I should have paid more attention in physics." It's like those moments when your confidence is going up while your understanding of orbital mechanics is coming down.

Features:
Cotton softer than a gentle re-entry into the atmosphere
Design that escalates faster than an escape velocity calculation
Durability tested by both reality checks and actual rocket scientists
Comfort that requires no degree in aerospace engineering

Perfect for:
Young scientists who dream in trajectories
Kids who correct their parents about space facts
Future astronauts still working on their homework
Anyone who's ever been humbled by the laws of physics (and loved it)

Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low. No actual rocket fuel needed (though enthusiasm counts as alternative energy).

(Warning: May cause spontaneous calculations of thrust-to-weight ratios and an increased interest in aerospace engineering. Side effects include pointing out real rockets to anyone who will listen.)

Available in Youth Sizes XS-XL (no flight training required)

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.3 oz./yd² (180 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Classic fit
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Tear-away tag
• Made with OEKO-TEX certified low-impact dyes
• Blank product sourced from the Dominican Republic, Honduras, Haiti, Nicaragua, or El Salvador

Age restrictions: For children
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the formaldehyde, phthalates, lead and flammability level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Technium Foundry LLC and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 2201 Gibson Rd., Jacksonville, FL 32207, USA or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

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