Finally, a shirt that accurately captures your social energy allocation spreadsheet! Featuring an adorably earnest pup who perfectly understands that small talk is overrated but dog talk is underrated. It's like having a social interaction cheat code embroidered on your torso.

Think of it as wearing your introversion like a badge of honor, or in this case, like a puppy wearing a collar that says "will discuss dogs for treats." Our little canine ambassador sits at the perfect intersection of "please don't make me do small talk" and "but have you seen this video of a Golden Retriever discovering bubbles?"

Features:
Cotton softer than your excuse for leaving early from parties
Design that communicates so you don't have to
Durability that outlasts your social battery
Comfort rated for both dog park conversations and escape routes

Perfect for:
People whose ideal social event involves more paws than people
Introverts who've mastered the art of strategic pet-petting at gatherings
Anyone who's ever used "I need to walk my dog" as a valid escape plan
Humans who prefer fur-covered conversations to water-cooler chat

Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low. No small talk with other garments required.

(Warning: May cause spontaneous conversations about dogs, which is literally the only acceptable form of unexpected social interaction.)

Available in sizes XS-3XL (social interaction not required for purchase)

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

• Traceability:
- Knitting—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Dyeing—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Honduras, Haiti, El Salvador, or the Dominican Republic
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Technium Foundry LLC and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 2201 Gibson Rd., Jacksonville, FL 32207, USA or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

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